Wednesday, July 10, 2019

And the award for the Best Drama country goes to...............MALAYSIA

We, Malaysians live in a H(B)ollywood movie world indeed. There're billion dollar thefts, blown up victims, bodies found in cemented drums, unsolved murders, missing/hidden witnesses, "jin"-type dinosaurs, descendants from Abraham claim, a terror-funder protected by the chief protagonist, mysterious donations and movements of funds via complex global networks that even chartered accountants can't fathom, international slush trusts, monies and valuables stuffed in hidden wall 
compartments, accessories to crimes that read like a who's who in the international finance world, an alleged cocaine-snorting "measuring instrument" that marries a porn star, treasonous political treachery, high-profile babies born within 7 months of marriage, alleged gay sex between minister(s), flying cars, "cows" in condos/restaurants and so much more. Dallas, Dynasty, Who Killed Roger Rabbit, The Hobbit, "Star Whores" and all other hits rolled into our country's colourful landscape: My goodness - looks like the scripts for several blockbusters are ready within a few people in this country. I have no doubt that next to the US, we are the champion when it comes to sensationalism. As eloquently put by the master joker Alan, "Malaysia's Got Scandal". Enjoy our times.......one day, we would also say, we miss the "good old days".

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