Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Reap what you sow

Since sometimes I'm seen as anti-establishment, I will try to assist the powers that be this time. These are from the various pronouncements made by the current ministers/MPs who will wield power for the next few years. Hence my wish list for the first 60 days for the PN government is as follows:

1) Implement Hudud/Syariah law for all Muslims.
2) Close down Genting Casino (theme park OK).
3) All bars/entertainment outlets to be shut by 12am.
4) All 4-ekor outlets to be shut down immediately.
5) All cinemas to be shut down immediately.
6) All Govt offices to be closed on Fridays for prayers.
7) All non RTM channels to be shut down.
8) Bah-kut-teh/char-siew cannot be sold in public immediately.
9) All government offices to be open till 5pm on Sundays.
10) No more pictures of pigs/dogs/DSAI to be displayed in public.
11) All public pools to be segregated between male and female.
12) All supermarkets to sell halal-only items.
13) All hotels to serve halal only food.
14) All monies earned from taxes to separated into muslim and non-muslim sources. The money then is to be used solely for the benefit of each community based on the collection.
15) All muslims to take the haj with the "halal" money only.
16) All govt businesses must stop 10 minutes for the prayer calls.
17) All housing estates to have a loudspeaker that calls for prayers.
18) All Muslims accused of rape, incest, robbery, corruption, slander etc to be stoned to death or as provided for by the religion.
19) All patients in hospitals to be treated by doctors of the same religion. If atheist and cannot find an atheist doctor, then go see a bomoh/sinseh etc.
20) Raja Bomoh to be appointed as the National Health Adviser.
21) That "thug-looking-black-glassed" fellow to be appointed as the National Security Adviser.
22) All non religious radio broadcasts to be banned.
23) All Muslims must contribute to tithe 10% of their gross earning.
24) Condom sales be banned immediately as they promote undesired sex.
25) All non muslim politicians to resign/be sacked from government positions.

Afterall, that's what we voted for in GE14 isn't it?






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