Thursday, July 9, 2020

6 THINGS I LEARNT FROM SPENDING 2 YEARS IN A MALAYSIAN PRISON - by an acquaintance


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6 THINGS I LEARNT FROM SPENDING 2 YEARS IN A MALAYSIAN PRISON

CILISOS has made several articles talking about Malaysian prison in the past, which were quality, but at the end of the day, it’s hard to actually capture what life is really like inside there if you’ve never actually been kept there as an inmate. So, given that I was incarcerated in Sungai Buloh Prison for the last 2 years, and that some of Malaysia’s most prominent people are facing time themselves, I thought I’d lend some perspective and insight into what reallyyyy goes on inside prison.
First, a little bit of context, and I feel that this is important for everyone reading to know: I was only remanded for 2 years there, which means I was never sentenced. Because, as it turns out, you don’t actually have to be guilty of a crime to be sent to prison (read this excellent article on remand by our friends at AskLegal.my). After two LONG years of simply waiting for my case to run its course in a court of law, I was discharged, acquitted, and released.
I have also chosen to remain anonymous for the time being as the case is actually technically still not finished (since 2016 and running!), though I’ll be more open about it once it does. So, you’ve seen the movies. The TV shows. Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Orange is the New Black and whatnot. But how different is Malaysian prison life as compared to what you see on mainstream media?

Veryyyyy different, as it turns out.

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For instance, have you ever wondered what happens in the daily life of a Malaysian prison inmate? What we get up to when boredom hits or, to use an old prison expression, ‘muster tak correct’? How inmates light their cigarettes when their lighters run out of gas? Or the tactics prisoners employ to fool the guards?
I’ve combined my own experiences, and some of another former prisoner, Tan (not his real name) to shed some light behind the bars. It sounds crazy, but there are in fact many, many others who are still being remanded there after several years for offences with no bail, such as murder, rape and drug trafficking. Also, not everyone who has been accused and remanded actually did anything wrong… just ask Siti Kasim.
So imagine one day you’re just minding your own business, and suddenly you’re being arrested and accused in court. Before you know it, you’re boarding an overcrowded PDRM lori ayam along with other OKTs (orang kena tuduh/accused) en route to the very-uncomfortable Sungai Buloh Prison, where you’ll be remanded until your case runs in court.
"Can pass the lighter ah bro?" Image from http://pahang-ku.blogspot.com/2013/05/banduan-lari-dari-trak-polis.html
“Can pass the lighter ah bro?” Image from pahang-ku.blogspot.com
And once you arrive, you’ll quickly learn that in prison, people do things a lot differently than you’d be used to outside. Let’s start with something a bit lighter…

1. Malaysian prisons have their own brand of goods

That’s right! Jabatan Penjara actually markets products under their brand ‘Kopen Maju Sdn. Bhd.’!
"Bro, give me your peanut butter for one balut?" Image from kopen.com.my
Image from kopen.com.my
Kopen, which is a combination of the words ‘Koperasi Penjara’, is exactly what its name suggests: a prison corporation which re-packs and sells products from mainstream private corporations (through mutual agreement), as well as its own products in a way that is suitable for prison. These include:
  • Chocolate malt powder in clear plastic packs (‘Kopen 3-in-1 Chocomalt’)
  • Instant noodles
  • Clear PVC slippers
  • Assorted biscuits
  • Clothes
  • Coffee (Kopen Cafe)
  • Shampoo and soap
  • Washing detergent
  • Medicated Powder
  • Finger toothbrushes
By re-pack, I mean pack it in a way that prevents inmates from abusing the packages, as per prison guidelines. According to their website (which ugaiz can check out here!), clear PVC slippers prevents inmates from smuggling stuff in outside slippers, and all-plastic packaging ensures inmates don’t use the foil as a ‘pot’ to smoke drugs.
Alongside PERSIAP (essentially the WAGs of prison employees), Kopen helps make a few extra bucks on the side for the prison wardens, as well as making use of the inmate workforce to manufacture the products (not us, but only applicable to sentenced convicts and parolees).

2. The worst thing to be caught with in prison is… a handphone!?

Anyone who’s ever watched a good prison flick will know that illegal items will somehow find a way into prison. The most common contrabands are drugs and tobacco, which are both illegal in prison. But you’ll be surprised to know that the penalties for these, if any, are not as severe as being found in possession of an everyday item: a mobile phone. Caught with a small amount of weed in your room? Meh, who cares? But handphones…?
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In fact, Jabatan Penjara actually has an entire unit dedicated to preventing the entry of illegal items, especially handphones. They’re called UKP (Unit Kawalan dan Pencegahan/Prevention and Control Unit), and their duties range from conducting spot-checks, to zone patrols, and also, as their name suggests, breaking up fights or subduing unruly prisoners. Their duties aren’t just limited to within prison; they’re sometimes given outer escort duty, which means you probably saw these guys on TV when Anwar first checked-in to prison, and also when he was released. They are easily identifiable by their maroon berets and camo uniform.
Tan, an ex-inmate, elaborates:
“UKPs are feared and respected because of their role and duties inside. UKPs are the special ops team that handles the control of banned items, fights, riots and the flow of everyday activities. Prisoners have to go through a few processes of checking and which all are closely supervised by UKPs, and if caught, punished by them as well.”
Circled is a UKP in full tactical gear. Image from kosmo.com.my
Circled is a UKP in full tactical gear. Image from kosmo.com.my
(NOTE: The guys with bright red berets are a separate elite unit called TTC and are usually called upon to quell major riots. They were founded to prevent more events like the 1986 Pudu Jail Riot, which you can read about here.)
Tan also recalls one of our scarier experiences with the UKP (yes, I was there too):
“One of the worst things to be caught with is a phone. We had a tip-off from some gang members that an ambush was about to take place that night. At 3 am in the morning, about 15 massive UKP guys in Counter-Strike style uniforms thrashed our already dark and unsanitary cell, literally turning everything upside down; what was dry became wet and clean became dirty. They found some weed and tobacco in our cell but just took it and left. However, they found a number of handphones belonging to that gang and beat the living crap out of our friends who were keeping them.” – Tan
But what exactly is these guys’ beef with handphones? Well, it turns out that a handphone is essential for drug businesses in prison, by way of ‘tembak akaun‘ (getting someone on the outside to bank-in money for a contraband purchase). Also, we guess phones with cameras threaten the reputation of the prison, as it allows for contact with the outside world, sometimes to plan horrible things.
“We later found out the reason for their operation: the gang I mentioned were planning a kill with their members outside through the use of phones.” – Tan
So, the policy regarding handphones in prison is: “before they give us trouble, get rid of them.”

3. Yes people do hide things in weird places

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A spotcheck of prisoners at Rutan Trengallek – Via YouTube
Now, you may be wondering, “How do they even get all this stuff inside in the first place?!” The answer? A magical thing called the ‘rocket‘. Which is essentially sticking it where the sun don’t shine!
Where the sun don't shine, courtesy of your friendly neighbourhood Deadpool
Where the sun don’t shine, courtesy of Your Friendly Neighbourhood Deadpool.
Yes, because of the lengthy scan process at the entrance, prisoners are forced to resort to swallowing and/or ‘rocketing‘. Definitely not for the faint-hearted.
“One of the most common ways is through compact sealing that specific item and swallowing and/or rocketing the item. Most of these items don’t go through unnoticed because of the stages of checks. Firstly, prisoners are required to be patted down from head to toe. Then, we move to naked checking, where we remove all our clothes to be checked. Finally, we go through an x-ray scan and, if not found with any banned items, moved back to block.” – Tan
The repercussions are brutal if any illegal item shows up in the scan. As Tan further explains:
“Prisoners who are caught with banned items (declared or not) are forced to poop it out and, if unable to are tagged as PENYU (because they haven’t laid their ‘eggs’). Penyus are beaten severely before they are isolated to the punishment block Tawakal (small cells) until they can ‘lay their eggs’. Most prisoners that carry large amounts of drugs try their best to get rid of their items unnoticed or withhold their drugs as long as possible until the UKP give up and release them. They do this because of their addiction to drugs and/or risk of being charged for drug trafficking. Penyus that are released from this process are then moved to block Damai where they are cramped into filthy cells for two weeks or until next court date as punishment.”
A sketch of the Tawakal cell, made by Alvin Tan (yes, THAT Alvin Tan). Image from thestar.com.my
A sketch of the Tawakal cell, made by Alvin Tan (yes, THAT Alvin Tan). Image from thestar.com.my
And that’s just the start of the ingenuity….

4. Prisoners have to resort to MacGyver-like tactics to survive

As you’d expect, it gets pretty boring when you’re stuck in a cell the whole day with nothing to do. Besides reading lots of books and smoking yourself to death, there’s really not a whole lot of activities to pass the time. However, with all this free time on our hands, prisoners actually develop ingenious ways of solving problems; an example of which I’ve just given you in the previous point. But besides rocketing/swallowing, what else do inmates get up to to pass the time? Here are some prison survival hacks to make you stand out as a true otai!

i. The Spark

“Because of the limited items found in jail to meet our habits and demands, there are a few skills commonly unknown for people that have never been to jail. One of the most important is the use of a lighter’s ‘spark‘ (the top part of the lighter, no gas required) and cotton from any source (usually denim jeans) to make fire. A spark is an absolutely essential tool (for smoking etc.) and big arguments can occur over these little things.” – Tan
Anatomy of a spark. Image from tradekey.com
Anatomy of a spark. You only need the housing (the black plastic thingy), roller, grindstone, and the spring to use this. Image from tradekey.com

ii. Pancing/’Fishing line’

By using this brilliant method, inmates can actually retrieve and deliver items to other cells, and even from one landing to another!
“Another would be the use of making and using a ‘pancing’ made from either torn clothes, blankets or stretched plastic bags to pass on anything to other prisoners next door, from one end of a block wing to the other end, or even from the 3rd floor down to the 1st floor! A small weight is attached at the end of this line and then tossed and deftly maneuvered to swing directly into one’s room via the barred window or door.” – Tan
The plastic is stretched into a long line to make the pancing. Image from jayagrocer.com
Make your own pancing using this! Image from jayagrocer.com

iii. Charge handphones using… fluorescent lights?!!

You may have wondered how inmates charge their handphones in prison, given that there are no plug points to work from. The answer? A little Kemahiran Hidup know-how and ballz of steel!
“Phones are a risk to have but charging them is another. In jail, prisoners obviously don’t have access of wall sockets in their cells because of its many uses. The most common way prisoners charge phones is from the use of connecting the charger to electricity wires from the fluorescent lights inside the cells, pulling wires from lights outside the cell or from the CCTV cameras in the wings to charge the phone batteries. The wires are live though, so yes, you can actually die if you accidentally touch them.” – Tan
In fact, most of the lights in Sungai Buloh Prison cells have been disabled because people kept using them to charge their phones!
Which begs the question: with all these prisoners constantly driving the UKP and prison guards up the wall with these mad schemes, how well does the prison actually handle these issues? The answer is unfortunately, not so well, and this is largely not the prison’s fault. Because…

5. Malaysian prisons are overcrowded and underfunded

Click to watch two Malaysian prisoners sing the blues
Click to watch two Malaysian prisoners sing the blues
If you’ve read CILISOS’s previous article on prison deaths, you’ll know that Malaysian prisons are dirty and overcrowded, sometimes even to the point of causing death by diseases such as TB and rat urine poisoning. Medicine is a challenge because there are usually more sick people than medicine available. In fact, according to a SUHAKAM (Malaysia Human Rights Commission) report, there were 521 deaths in Malaysian prisons from 2015-16 alone! 
Even Tan has seen his fair share of death inside prison:
“During my time inside I was fortunate to be an “orang kerja/trustee”. As an orang kerja I had some privileges that others don’t, most importantly being able to walk around the block. My job was to track and manage movements in and out of the block, and this included medicine and clinic visits. From my experience, rat urine is the most feared poison among inmates, and there were a few people who actually died from this.”
In fact, conditions are so bad that some actually prefer to plead guilty and take the sentence rather than spend more time in remand. Clogged toilets, mouldy food trays, and living amongst the rats and roaches are just some of the things that inmates have to deal with in remand. It’s even worse when you’re in a state that is constantly having water shortages.
“It’s bad. Sometimes the toilets are so clogged that you can’t even pump them out with a plunger. You have to resort to sh*tting on the floor if this happens. The holes are so blocked with sh*t and maggots that most of it has gone hard. If you’re unlucky, you could get a tray with mould on it. Because of the poor hygiene conditions, rats and roaches make their homes everywhere. My God, the smell of the toilets… it will never leave you. The toilets were so bad that they couldn’t be saved with a flamethrower. But the prison is so full and underfunded that there’s not much that the prison staff can do about it either.” – Tan
SUHAKAM has been breathing down the gomen’s neck because of the apparent indifference to requests for more fundssaying:
“In planning the national budget, the government must now use the framework in a human rights-based approach… It must include a participatory process that the community or the stakeholders involved must be a key part of the process… There are small changes to the food quality where the daily food allocation for inmates is increased from RM8 to RM9 but beyond that, we are told that they have not obtained the funds requested.” – Jerald Joseph, SUHAKAM Commissioner after visiting the Ayer Molek police lockup
Which is essentially their way of saying…
Me whenever I had to eat out of a mouldy tray.
Also consider the fact that the starting salary of a prison warden can be as low as RM 827.94 a month, which is peanuts given the fact that most of these people have to feed and raise their families. With such poor working conditions, low pay, and the fact that they have to deal with hardened criminals cooped up in overcrowded prison cells is it really any surprise when stress gets to them and stuff like this happens?
To put the overcrowding situation into perspective, take note that while the prison’s maximum capacity is 3,000, there are often times when it holds up to 6,000 inmates at a time! That’s over 100% over limit (!), and, as you’d expect, not a nice spot to be in if you’ve been accused and remanded. Throw in the occassional water cuts (#SelangorProblems), and the whole block smells for days (cos, you know, no water = no wiping your bum after go-time).
But hey, being close to your fellow inmates is important, because…

6. Being naughty in prison is a team effort

No, we’re not talking about soap jokes, because since homophobia is still quite prevalent in this country, it rarely, if ever, happens in Malaysian prison. So, you can pick up your dropped soap and carry on with your life. ðŸ™‚
Not in Malaysia. Sorry to burst your bubble. Screencap from YouTube.
Not in Malaysia. Sorry to burst your bubble. Screencap from YouTube.
I’m talking about the naughty stuff. Namely, contraband items, and the interactions between inmates to obtain them. Not everyone who possesses drugs/tobacco in prison is a consumer. Whether you smoke or not, it’s important to have some of these things because they are prisoners’s unofficial form of currency.
That’s right, you can actually illegally trade with other inmates using drugs of all kinds as well as tobacco. Most of the time you can trade one ‘smokable’ for another (i.e. heroin for weed), but more important is that you can use these things to purchase essential needs and services from other inmates, such as clothes, toothbrushes, towels, slippers, water-dippers… pretty much anything you can think of.
Even tasks like massaging, fanning, washing clothes, and ‘roughing someone up’ can be done, for a price.
They even had their own codenames for all of this stuff:
  • habuk (‘dust’) = tobacco
  • katte (meaning unknown) = ganja/weed
  • panas (‘hot’) = heroin
  • sejuk (‘cold’) = ice/methamphetamine
Massage me for one balut?
Massage me for one balut? Image from wcmu.org
So the process is this: agree a price, pass him what you promised, and take what you were promised. But the trouble starts when people start cheating others of their stuff, either by not paying enough, or not paying at all. In which case, the matter is usually resolved by:
Screencapped from the PS4 game Uncharted 4: A Thief's End.
Screencapped from the PS4 game Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End.
And the best part is if you’re too scared to get your hands dirty, other inmates will usually help you deliver vigilante justice because no one likes a conman! This also applies if a penyu is refusing to give up your stuff, following which your geng will proceed to ‘pump’, which is forcibly trying to remove it either by shoving a small plastic bottle up their bum (this activates the bowels), or making them ingest soap water to induce stomach ache. Now that’s teamwork!
"Look away, kids!" Image from naturallythinking.com
“Look away, kids!” Image from naturallythinking.com
And it’s kinda a weird opposite economy in prison, cos not everyone gets nice family members to visit them. They use the contraband, to purchase everyday items like t-shirts, toothbrushes, soap, and even foodstuffs like instant noodles are, though obtainable legally, difficult to get because you can only get them when your relatives/friends visit you and leave you some cash to buy these from the prison convenience store.
To end, I’ll leave you with a statistic that will get you thinking hard about our prison remand system, and that’s…

25 – 37% of our prisoners are… innocent?!

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According to World Prison Brief, in 2015 there was a total of 51,602 prisoners in Malaysian prisons, 25.8% of which (13,000) are remand/pre-trial prisoners.
This means that over a quarter of all prisoners in jail have been incarcerated despite having never been convicted of any crime (FYI it’s 30.4% in Indonesia, and 11.5% in Singapore)This, alongside the high number of deaths in prison recorded in recent years, is worrying.
Now, this is not to say everyone in prison is innocent, but how are we to establish ourselves as a forward-thinking democracy if we cannot respect the right of a person to the presumption of innocence before guilt??
Although there seems to be no quick-fix solution in sight, the first thing that can be done is to take a serious look into the Malaysian prison system and revamp it so that we can start taking care of people better, even if they are criminals. I’m talking major repair efforts, a better healthcare system, a safer and cleaner working environment for prison employees, and, as a result, happier inmates, because they won’t have to swim in their own poo all the time.
Also, the remand system could be reworked so that the detention periods of OKTs are shortened, or perhaps even done away altogether before they are sentenced, because after all, as mentioned earlier, a person should be presumed innocent before proven guilty, right? Because no matter how big the crime (even if they DID do it), the remand is truly something exceptionally brutal for any human being to have to go through. As our favourite pony-tailed lawyer Fahri Azzat once said:
“It is a fundamental principle of criminal law that a person is presumed innocent until proven guilty… Until he is convicted, you cannot call him a criminal. It follows that you cannot or, more accurately, should not treat him like a criminal… I confess I have never been in remand. But from what I understand and have heard – it is a miserable, depressing and inhumane place.”

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UITM STUDENTS JUST LAUNCHED A SATELLITE INTO SPACE! AND YOU WON’T GUESS HOW MUCH IT COST…

How cool would it be to have your a satellite that you built yourself zipping around in outer space? We don’t know that, but maybe two Universiti Teknologi Mara (UiTM) students do. Syazana Basyirah Mohamad Zaki and Muhammad Hasif Azami, from the Electrical Engineering Faculty of UiTM, was reported to have launched a satellite that they designed and built themselves into outer space last Friday (29th June 2018).
The satellite, named UiTMSAT-1, will make UiTM the first ever public uni to have its own satellite in outer space!
“I think that this is a monumental achievement and it should be the beginning for UiTM to go to the next level and it is hoped that many more high-impact projects can be produced as they will surely benefit the university and the country,” – Prof Emeritus Datuk Dr Hassan Said, UiTM’s Vice Chancellor, translated from mStar.
The launch took the satellite to the International Space Station (ISS), where it will be kept for a while before being released into orbit in August. Once it does, will zip around the earth seven times in a single day, at speeds of up to 28,000 kilometers an hour.
But if you’re imagining one of those large satellites that collect the sun’s rays and fire laser beams to anywhere on earth, well, it’s not quite that la. For starters…

The satellite is smol enough to fit in the palm of your hand

x and why, with the UiTMSAT-1. Img from Amanz.my.
Syazana and Muhammad Hasif, with the UiTMSAT-1. Img from Amanz.my.
For starters, UiTMSAT-1 is kinda tiny. It’s basically a cube measuring 10 cm × 10 cm × 10 cm, which is about the size of an unused toilet roll. Despite the size, the satellite was reported to be equipped enough to handle six missions:
  1. Capturing images
  2. Testing satellite location correlation
  3. Testing of its GPS chip
  4. Measuring magnetic fields in space
  5. Collecting geomagnetic mapping data for Southeast Asia
  6. Radio communications
These missions are expected to benefit some 2,500 of their faculty’s students. It’s impressive what science can do, but tiny square satellites are not really a new development in space science. The concept of CubeSats (satellites with the standard 1000 cm³ shape or a combination of these) had been around since 1999, and as of May this year at least 875 of them had been launched into space. Besides UiTM, another local university had looked into launching satellites of their own.
There were traces of a Universiti Sains Malaysia (USM) project named MYSat, which is also a CubeSat that aimed to collect data from orbit that may help detect earthquakes. The whole project cost was estimated to be around RM25,000, and it was expected to be launched sometime this year. However, we’ve failed to find any other information related to the current status of the project. The last post on MYSat’s social media page had been in January last year.
CubeSats being deployed into orbit, but imagine more of them in the background. Img from Popular Science.
CubeSats being deployed into orbit, but imagine more of them in the background. Img from Popular Science.
Outside of Malaysia, universitiesbusiness organizationscorporations, and even elementary schools have managed to successfully build and launch their satellites, for various purposes like education, communication and research. Standardizing the shape and size of CubeSats had made the components for it much cheaper, and constructing a CubeSat had been relatively affordable since.
How affordable, you may ask?

Theoretically, you can have your own working satellite for RM450,000 or less

Students from the St. Thomas More Cathedral School in Virginia, US, working on their STMSat-1. Img from NASA.
Elementary students from the St. Thomas More Cathedral School in Virginia, US, working on their STMSat-1. Img from NASA.
UiTM’s vice-chancellor Datuk Dr Hassan had quoted the price of the satellite-building materials alone to be around RM500,000, but theoretically it can be less than that. Popular Mechanics have cited the total cost for universities to develop, build and launch their CubeSats to be under $100,000 (RM404,340), but generally the cost of launching your own private satellite is based on three things:
  1. The satellite itself,
  2. The cost for getting it into space, and
  3. ground station so that your satellite can speak to you.
So we won’t be covering the costs associated with research (if you’re planning on some fancy add-ons to your satellite), airplane tickets, licensing and all the smaller stuff. Anyways, as we’ve said before, CubeSats have gained some popularity over the years, so in a sense people have found a way to make it more affordable and easier to build. There are some sites where you can get yourself a CubeSat kit, and the cheapest one we’ve found cost $7,500, or about RM30,400.
Next you would want a ground station to listen to your satellite, or it will just be a lump of circuits floating in space. If you have a 3D printer or some mad McGyver skills, you can whip one up for under $400 (about RM1,600), using reference from the SatNOGS project. So now that you have a satellite and a ground station, how do you get your satellite into space?
Or you can improvise like these Indian students. Img from Amsat India.
Or you can improvise like these Indian students. Img from Amsat India.
There are basically two options to consider. The first one is getting your satellite on a ride-sharing service into space, offered by private launch companies. Your satellite will be carried into space along with other similar satellites, and some sites estimate the cost to be typically around $40,000 (or about RM162,000). The one company we found will cost around $77,000, or about RM399,900.
Hoo-eee so expensive! But if you’re willing to put in a lot of work, you might try the second option: convincing an agency to let your satellite to hitch a ride on their rockets. Some space agencies, like NASAmay offer to launch your satellite for free if you can convince them that your satellite will benefit science or something. You’ll probably have to look around for this one.
So if you take the cheapest of everything and be a pessimist about NASA not being impressed, we can theoretically launch a private basic CubeSat for about RM432,000, or little less than the price of a 2018 Ford Mustang 2.3 Ecoboost. But still, it all sounds like a lot of work, so…

How on earth did the UiTM students do all of this?

Results from the first BIRDS program. Img from SpaceKate on a Mission.
Results from the first BIRDS program. Img from SpaceKate.
Well, they didn’t do it alone. The satellite was built under a program hosted by the Kyushu Institute of Technology (KyuTech), called the “Joint Global Multi-Nation BIRDS Satellite Project” (BIRDS).  In this program, Japan basically supports and guides the design and building of satellites by university students from non-space faring countries, and UiTM had participated in the second BIRDS program (BIRDS-2).
The first BIRDS program had been participated by Ghana, Mongolia, Nigeria and Bangladesh, and all five countries (including Japan) built identical satellites and launched them as a constellation (a bunch of satellites linked to each other) in 2017. Besides Malaysia and Japan, Bhutan and the Philippines had also participated in BIRDS-2, and the upcoming BIRDS-3 will be participated by Nepal and Sri Lanka.
As the program had been a collaboration with Japan, the satellites in BIRDS-2 was launched to the ISS together aboard the cargo rocket SpaceX Falcon 9 from Florida, US. So basically it’s more of a joint project rather than a lone achievement. Regardless of that, the purpose of the BIRDS program had been to educate the participants in the process of satellite development all the way from planning to disposal as well as getting different countries to establish a sort of support group in advancing each other’s space programs.
Participants of the BIRDS-2. Img from BIRDS2.
Participants of the BIRDS-2. Img from BIRDS2.
UiTM’s achievement may have come at a good time, as…

It may revive Malaysia’s passion for outer space

We did a thing back then where we asked Malaysians what they would bring to space. Check it out here!
We did a thing back then where we asked Malaysians what they would bring to space. Check it out here!
It had long been a dream for Malaysia to advance in the space sector, as evidenced by the establishment of our own National Space Agency (ANGKASA) back in 2002 to lead researches in space science and help the government in drafting a National Space Policy. However, space interest in Malaysia had stretched as far back as 1989, when the Planetarium Division was established under the Prime Minister’s Department.
Since then, Malaysia had accomplished several milestones in space technology, such as launching Southeast Asia’s first space center in 2006, recently completing its National Space Policy, having several satellites up and running, and having sent an ‘astronaut’ into space through its Angkasawan program, although whether we have an astronautcosmonaut or a flight participant is up for debate. But in more recent times, things aren’t looking to bright.
Professor Emeritus Datuk Mazlan Othman, Malaysia’s first astrophysicist, had revealed in an interview that our space industry have been regressing. This, she said, can be seen in how we no longer have programs that build our space capabilities and how we are not building satellites.
“The saddest part is that other countries have forged ahead. Around 2004, our space programme was the envy of several countries, especially the African countries. There were even countries that were concerned about our capabilities. But today, some of these countries have surpassed our achievements.
“A few months ago, Singapore launched six small satellites, doing the things that I thought Malaysia should be doing. Vietnam is catching up with us. Nigeria has their own facilities. Thailand and Indonesia are ahead of us. We may be trying hard but we have regressed.” – Professor Emeritus Datuk Mazlan Othman, in a 2016 interview with the Perdana Leadership Foundation.
But still, we’re trying. ANGKASA had announced last year that they have equipped themselves with cutting-edge technology to prepare for Malaysia’s space plans. Even outside of ANGKASA, some Malaysians have been making strides in space science, like Nur Adlyka, who co-discovered a supermassive black hole in our cosmic backyard while pursuing her PhD in the UK, and Mohd Izmir Yamin, who heads a team that plans to put a rover on the moon without the government’s help.
While the real star of the BIRDS program had been Japan, with the knowledge and experience gained from the program, the students involved with the UiTMSAT-1 may one day be able to build 100% Malaysian satellites.

FOOD

CACING FOUND IN 8 DIFFERENT SARDINE BRANDS? HERE’S HOW THEY ENDED UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Be it home-cooked or tapau food, instant noodles or canned food, Malaysians are verrrrryy particular about the food we consume. So, when we come across news like how some canned sardines are contaminated or suddenly get an unpleasant surprise in our food, of course we will be outraged.
However, news on contaminated canned sardines aren’t exactly new. In April 2018, the Health Ministry recalled two canned sardine products from China after they were found with dead worms. Those brands were TLC Sardines in Tomato Sauce and TL Tan Lung Canned Sardines in Tomato Sauce.
And recently, The Star reported another SIX products contaminated with worms. The products are sardine brands from CintaSea Brand and HS Brand besides mackerel fish in tomato sauce from King CupStar Cup and TC Boy brands.
But this time around, it was reported that these products are contaminated by worms from the genus Anakin Anisakit Anisakis spp.
Anakin also cannot pronounce. Photo from deviantart/trueinnovator159
Anakin also cannot pronounce. Photo from deviantart/trueinnovator159

If these worms live in the sea, how did it end up inside humans?

Yea, yea, we know how alien Anisakis (pronounced as a-ni-sa-kis btw) sounds. Basically, Anisakis is a parasite worm whose life cycle involves fish and marine mammals.
These worms aren’t your regular cacings in the soil that you can find behind your backyard. Apparently, a French biologist named Félix Dujardin created the genus (genus basically means group) Anisakis in 1845. Based on his book which was written in French (sorry, we dunno French so cannot help translate everything for ugaiz), Anisakis was created as a subgenus of another worm called the genus Ascaris Linnaeus.
And just like any living things, Anisakis has a life cycle and, apparently, a complex one too. This is because they go through a lot of hosts through the course of their lives.
Life is tough even for a worm. Image from forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs
Life is tough even for a worm. Image from forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs
So, here’s how the life cycle goes. The worms’ eggs are hatched in seawater and the larvae are eaten by crustaceans, usually krill (those tiny prawns). The infected crustaceans will then be eaten by fish or squid.
Inside the infected fish or squid, the worms will burrow into the the walls of their gut and encyst in a protective coat. This usually happens outside of the internal organs but occasionally in the muscle or beneath the skin.
The life of Anisakis, the worm. Image from Wikipedia
The life of Anisakis, the worm. Image from Wikipedia
The life cycle is completed when an infected fish is eaten by marine mammals like sea lions or seals. The worms would live their normal lives in the intestines, feed, grow, mate and release their eggs (back) into the seawater through… wait for it… their host’s poop.
Basically, these worms are supposed to get back to the sea where they came from but when infected fishes get caught by fishermen for human consumption, problems such as contaminated canned food and diseases will arise.
It was reported that Anisakis can only be found in marine fish. It makes sense why they were found inside those canned sardines and mackerels. So, if ugaiz are fans of sardine, tuna or salmon, you might wanna be cautious the next time you consume them.

So, what happens when you accidentally eat it?

We mentioned how the worms’ eggs were supposed to be released back to the sea. But what happens if humans eat an infected fish? Humans don’t pangsai at the sea, do we?
Since the gut of a human being is functionally similar to a marine mammal’s, these worms can infect humans who eat raw or under-cooked fish. Humans who are infected by these worms would either suffer from Anisakiasis disease or allergic reaction.
Anisakiasis disease generally affects the gastrointestinal tract aka your stomach and intestine. The disease was first reported in the 1960’s, 100 years after the genus was first established, in Netherlands.
The name of this disease might sound scary but basically you might get a bad stomach ache and… bloody poop. When the worms enter your intestine, they will try to penetrate it. Unfortunately for those worms, they will get stuck at the intestine and die since they can’t penetrate it.
This would trigger your immune system to form ball-like structure around those dead worms and block the digestive system. And this is how you get stomach pain, everyone!
The look of tahan-ing the pain. Image from Wikipedia
The look when you have to bear with the pain. Image from Wikipedia
This disease is common in countries in the Northern Hemisphere such as Japan (with their sashimi) and Netherlands (with the consumption of cod liver). And since people infected with Anisakiasis normally feel stomach pain, it can be easily misdiagnosed as other diseases like appendicitis or gastric ulcers.
Allergic reaction, on the other hand, affects specific people. Only people with Immunoglobulin E type of antibody would kena this allergic.
But just like any allergic reaction, people who suffers from this type of allergic reaction also suffer from rashes with with red and itchy bumps called Hives. But sometimes, they can suffer from a more serious allergic reaction called Anaphylaxis that might cause death.
Hive rash (on the left) and a more serious rash, Anaphylaxis (on the right). Images from Wikipedia by John D
Hive rash (on the left) and a more serious rash, Anaphylaxis (on the right). Images from Wikipedia by James Heilman, MD

Aiyo, die la I ate the worms already! How la?

As if finding a worm isn’t unpleasant enough, learning about its entire existence and the diseases it can infect humans might sound rather scary. But, fret not, even the Health Ministry’s director-general, Datuk Seri Dr Noor Hisham Abdullah informed people that the health risk in getting infection is ‘very low’.
In fact, Anisakiasis might not be as critical in Malaysia. A group of researchers from Universiti Malaya and Sunway Medical Centre reported to have found the first case of this disease in Malaysia in 2016.
The case involved a 64 year old man who ate empurau fish from Sarawak to be cooked in KL. After 30 minutes of eating the fish, he experienced stomach pain and passed out stool mixed with fresh blood twice. He also admitted to have eaten sushi (which was the actual cause of his pain) 2 days prior to this incident.
Fortunately, these infections can be treated. In some cases, the infection resolves with only symptomatic treatment. In other cases, infection can lead to small bowel obstruction which require surgery. But at times, surgery can be avoided if patients consume a medicine called Albendazole.
Aiyo, die lorh like that! Isn’t there any way to prevent ourselves from being infected?
Original image from Fotolia
Experts (not this girl btw) are telling Malaysians to calm down. Original image from Fotolia
A lecturer at the Institute of Tropical Aquaculture, Universiti Malaysia Terengganu, Associate Professor Dr Marina Hassan told NST that the parasites would eventually die through a process that uses a high or freezing temperature, or appropriate preservation methods.
“However, if marine organism-based food, such as fish and oyster are eaten raw or half-cooked, then the risk of infection may be higher.” – Associate Professor Dr Marina told NST.
So, the best way to eat these marine fishes is probably by cooking them at 60°C. Or else, we could freeze them at −20°C as it also helps kill the worms. And while Associate Professor Dr Marina suggested that appropriate preservation methods would help kill these worms, the researchers from Universiti Malaya and Sunway Medical Centre found out that salting marine fishes does not kill the worms.
However, cooking and freezing can only prevent humans from getting Anisakiasis disease. Allergic reactions will happen even though the fish is thoroughly cooked. But, at least we get to control how we consume these fishes.
Maybe it's time to say bye-bye to eating sashimi at the moment. Image from Science Alert
This might not be the best time to eat sashimi. Image from Science Alert
And speaking of control, the Health Ministry is also taking action against the companies involved with the case of contaminated canned sardines. Not only did the ministry ordered the products to be withdrawn from the market, it also imposed a ‘Seize, Test and Release’ action.
Imported products will have to go through this action and could only market their products in Malaysia once the samples taken from them are analysed thoroughly. If the sample shows no sign of contamination, the products can be released to the market.
The ministry also added that it would inspect all production plants as a quality control effort over locally produced canned sardines and mackerels.
So, we might wanna be wary with the food we eat at the moment. But, maybe just don’t panic too much lah.


Sunday, June 28, 2020

Speak up or forever remain silent?

Based on my reading of Article 57 of the Malaysian Constitution, the Speaker's position (and indeed, his deputies'...except that in this case, the House Leader is seeking to remove the Speaker and 1 deputy. The other deputy, his party member, is to remain) becomes vacant only when one (or more) of these happens:

1) if the Speaker quits in writing,
2) a fresh election is called - ie reset to "zero",
3) when the Speaker does something against the law,
4) if the House takes a vote to remove him, or
5) he's deemed mad or mentally/physically incapacitated

Looking at the above scenarios, I agree that there are "ways to make him talk"....like making him walk the gangplank as the Skipper may say. I'm informed that the current Speaker doesn't have a closetful of bones as those before him. So it won't be easy to persuade him to resign. But then again, don't forget the Shameful Boss' mantra...cash is king.

Option (4) may be the easiest if the Skipper has control over the majority MPs in the house. Note: It's the MPs who actually turn up to vote and not the 112 heads. So this may be difficult as even now, nobody knows who actually has majority control - so the Skipper may not test this embarrassing criterion?

But then again, we must also be aware that in Perak before, they carried the legal Speaker out of Parliament and deemed the position "vacant" and then elected the new Speaker. In Malacca recently, they majority MPs held another "sitting" outside the Parliament without the incumbent Speaker's presence and elected a "new" Speaker.

We can scream and shout but in Malaysia, Malay-sians mudah lupa! I think even God cannot save us from the whims of the politicians.



Friday, June 5, 2020

The Ugly Chinaman?

The Ugly Chinaman?

There's so much showmanship between 2 world powers now, that we are sometimes forced to "choose" sides. But that doesn't mean that we agree fully with the chosen side's arguments. Here's an example. There's a book written about "The Ugly Chinaman".

I read this book in my late 20's, and re-read it recently. I highly recommend this title to people who want to really understand the Chinese personality even if they are from China, or even of Chinese origin. Pardon me but I'll borrow (afterall, didn’t someone say copying was the best form of flattery?) some words from another narrative on the book and here goes.

Judging by the cover, it looks like the book is an attack on Chinese culture. But when read in full, it’s not that way at all. The writer, Bo Yang (many times jailed by Taiwan, died in 2008) deeply understood why the majority of China's people (and those of Chinese origin) behave the way they do - being influenced, mouldedand programmed by thousands of years of China's dynastic histories, a rigid unforgiving authoritarian government system, and psychological "isolation" from social and emotional interaction with the Western culture, until after 1857. The Boxer rebellion's dousing was an insult never forgotten.

Bo Yang was an exceptionally brave and honest man - a societal thinker way ahead of his time. The Chinese culture (even now) needs more people like him - people who tell it like it is, as opposed to wearing the proverbial "smart" Chinese mask and everyone else is a "devil". The latter attribute is what gives the West (and some here) the feeling that the Chinese are insidious and scheming....Trump is a great example of one who says that outright.

Because of my affinity to the people (I was married to a half-Chinese before, and a full one now), I've spent my life observing and studying how Chinese people think and act - not only based on my circle of family (half my family was/is Chinese) and friends, but from the political and cultural aspects in mainland China - I also lived there for almost a year from late 1994, in then a little village near Chengdu. I had a Chinese girlfriend (who spoke fluent English) who took me around the villages in southern China. 12 years later, while I was in the shipping business, 90% of my dealings were in/related to China and I spent many weeks there till 2011. The Chinese people are far from being inscrutable or egregious. They are a proud race and may not like being taught or usurped by "outsiders".

In all anecdotes, one has to tell a personal story to bring home the point:

One shipbuilder, was a very proud old "Chinaman", maybe in his late 70's, maybe even early 80’s. He was already a billionaire (this was in 2009) then. He was unbeaten in drinking Mao-tai's (a potent Chinese wine, maybe 2 - 3 times stronger than normal wines). There was a deal where my company couldn't agree on and it looked like it would collapse. So he invited me over to Tianjin, China for a final meeting but his officers (he couldn't speak English so he had the contracts translated) and mine, also couldn't agree. To make it easy to understand, my side wanted to trade an apple for one of his oranges. He was only willing to part with his orange for 2 of my apples. It was deadlocked. He invited me for dinner for a final negotiation. Of course, I knew, it was to throw down the gauntlet.

After dinner, he started by saying "I have 4 of my guys here. You have ONE man and yourself. Let me make you a deal. Each side will drink an equal amount and the party that collapses first, loses. You get your deal if you win. So it was 5:2 (meaning for every 2 shots his side drank, we had to drink 5 - his idea of "equal"). Mind you, this was 5 burly (oh, he came prepared….I didnt expect less) mainland Chinese vs 2 Indian Malaysians (my officer was one). Since a US$ 20 mil deal was on the table, I had to give it my best shot. Besides, I enjoy a tipple or two, to speak.

Within 3 hours or so, all 4 of his men and my guy, had all passed out. It was him vs me left at the stable. It was now to decide, who would be the proverbial last man standing. I could see clearly that he had not faced a "challenge" like this since he claimed the title, maybe 30 years ago. He was the champion Mao-tai drinker in town. It would be a MAJOR insult to lose - on home territory. At what must have been my 20th shot (or felt like that) and his 8th, I could see that he was about to crash. I had maybe another 2 shots before I too collapsed. This was a US$20 mil deal that I will win for the company, if he passed out before me. But I also knew what honour was all about in China (I had read the book).

So I told him I was going faint and asked if he could send me back to my hotel as I was in no condition to find my way back. (Oh, and also lug along my teammate who was totally passed out). I took one last shot and told him, he "won" and we clicked the tiny glasses. (I heard he too passed out as soon as I was "carried" out of the restaurant).

Next afternoon (of course we missed our morning flight because of the hangover), at about 4pm, he arranged for a car to send us to the airport (he booked the air-tickets too at his cost). The flight back, I was very sad as I had an opportunity to clinch the deal but blew it to save his "face". This was Sunday I think.

On Monday morning, my CFO came rushing into the room to say "Congrats boss, you did it. And Mr.X signed off for US$100 mil instead of cancelling the $ 20mil contract. “WTF” did you do there to make this deal 5 times larger?" Till today, he has NEVER called me to explain why he traded 5x more than we had asked for. And I could never explain to the Board the real reason either - they will not believe me anyway. But I KNOW why….The Ugly Chinaman?

The truth is indeed painful, which is the reason for the patently unflattering title of the book. I urge people to read it, especially in these times of “whose dick is longer”. It will open your minds to how our upbringing, leads us to perceive things in a parochial manner rather than judiciously. It was my reading of the book that prompted me to write a 2015 article publicly, on why Chinese succeed in Malaysia.

I hope it’s a mind opener for all who think along selfish or parochial lines.

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

10 reasons why 'puak Cina' succeed in M'sia

Published 
Modified 4 Feb 2015, 9:43 pm

SATIRE Since the Chinese in Malaysia have no testicles to decisively reprimand a certain minister for his racist rants, let me, an Indian Malaysian, remind them what being a Chinese is about.
At the outset, I got help for this article from one originally written by Dr Chan Lui Lee of Melbourne so 90 percent of the wisdom is his but 100 percent of the sarcasm is mine.
This is also meant to be a wake-up call for those who threaten everyone else (by using state machinery) and think that the country owes them a living and everyone else is a threat.
Just to get the readers into the mood, here's a famous song as a teaser.
Twenty years of crawling were bottled up inside him.
He wasn't holding nothing back - he let 'em have it all.
When Tommy left the bar room, not a Gatlin boy was standing.
He said, "This one's for Becky, as he watched the last one fall.
(And I heard him say,)
I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you've done
I walk away from trouble when I can
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek,
And papa, I should hope you understand
Sometimes you gotta fight when you're a man.
- Kenny Rogers
Chinese people don't go about bombing, terrorising others and creating religious hatred. They don't enter into a country on the pretext of humanitarian reasons and then, try to take over the country by applying warped ideologies.
They don't impose "no go zones" for their hosts and don't demand separate laws for themselves. They don't hatch plots to kill non-believers nor do they harbour or finance such attempts.
They live peacefully with everyone on Earth and if you sent them to Mars, they will make it very liveable too. Take along the Indians too, then it would be a thriving technology-spurred economy.
Why do Chinese succeed in life?
Here is why the Chinese are welcomed almost anywhere:
1. There are over 1.4 billion Chinese on this earth. They are like (after all, all look the same) carbon copies of each other. You get rid of one, five magically appears (like ballot boxes in some countries).
They acknowledge that they are replaceable, they are not particularly 'special'. If you think they are smart, there are a few thousand more people smarter than them. If you think they are strong, there are a few thousand people stronger than them.
2. They have been crawling all over this earth for far more centuries that most (except for the other hardy people, the Indians) civilisations. Their DNA is designed for survival. They are like cockroaches. Put them anywhere on earth and they will make a colony and thrive.
They survive on anything around and make the best of it. In Klang, they threw pig parts into a broth to feed their coolie lot a 100 years ago and today it's a delicacy. Some keep migrating but others will stay and multiply.
3. Nobody cares if they succeed as individuals or not. But their families take pride in knowing they have succeeded. Yes, some will fail. They take nothing for granted. They don't expect privileges to fall on their laps. No one owes them anything.
4. They know they have nothing to lose if they try to succeed. They have no fear in trying. That is why Chinese are attracted to gambling. They thrive on taking risks. Winner takes all.
5. From young they are taught to count every cent. What they take for granted like money management, is not something other cultures practice at home with their children. (It didn't surprise me as I was like them too - some say I'm more Chinese than most Chinese).
But the truth is not all societies or cultures teach their young this set of survival skills because it is considered rude.
Yes, most of them can count wonderfully because they are forced to and the logic of money is pounded into them from the beginning of time (when mama tells them how much she has spent on milk and diapers). Nobody lowers the benchmark to allow them to "pass" Mathematics.
6. They acknowledge life cycles. They accept that wealth in a family stays for three generations. That, every fourth generation will have to work from scratch. That is, the first generation earns the money from scratch, second generation spends the money on education, third generation gets spoiled and wastes all the inheritance. Then they are back to square one.
Some families hang on to their wealth a little longer than most. I'm not sure where Yap Ah Loy's wealth is now but I sure hope his descendants are benefitting from it.
7. It is their culture to pressure the next generation to do better than the last. Be smarter. Be stronger. Be faster. Be more righteous. Be more pious. Be more innovative. Be more creative. Be richer. Be everything that you can be in this lifetime. And if you have some money, take it to the next life when you go.
8. Their society judges them by their achievements... and they have no choice but to do something worthwhile because Chinese New Year comes around every year and Chinese relatives have no qualms about asking them straight in their face - how much are you making? When was your last promotion? How big is your office? What car do you drive? Where do you stay?
You have boyfriend? You have girlfriend? When are you getting married? When are you having children? When is the next child? When you getting a boy? Got maid yet? Does your company send you overseas?
It never ends... so, they can't stop chasing the illusive train - they are damned to a materialistic society. If you are not Chinese, consider yourself unlucky.
9. They have been taught from young that if you have two hands, two feet, two eyes, and a mouth, what are you really doing with them? "People with no hands can do better than you!"
Chinese people never beg, they earn their living. They don't expect government contracts, they get it... well, with their hard-earned money. They sometimes buy it but that's economics.
10. Ironically, the Chinese also believe in giving back to save their rather materialistic souls. Balance is needed. The more their children succeed in life, the more their parents will give back to society as gratitude for the good fortune bestowed on their children.
Yes, that is true. See the Vincent Tans in Malaysia. And that is why Chinese society progresses in all environments.
Nobody pities them and they accept that. No one owes them anything and they know that. There are too many of them for charity to reach all of them and they acknowledge that. But that does not stop them from making a better life. Opportunity is as we make of it.
So, pardon them if they feel obliged to make a better place for themselves in this country we call home. They are not ‘puak pendatang’ and it is the same home as you and me. It is in their DNA to seek a more comfortable life. In whichever country they reside in.
But if history were to be our teacher, look around this globe. Almost every country has a Chinatown but how many government/countries are 'taken' over by the Chinese people.
Don't be afraid of them overwhelming your majority, they are not looking to conquer. China is probably the only major power (besides India) that didn't go on a crusade to further its boundaries and religion.
I think their real religion is money and there's no harm in that. The more money they make, the more to go around. Win-win for all.
If they have moved away from China and Chinese-governed countries, they are not looking for another country to administer. They are more interested in making money than to run a country, seriously.
Their representatives are only there to look after their collective welfare. I don't think a Chinese wants to be prime minister in Malaysia. He'll be better off being a business tycoon for sure.
They prefer to blend in and enjoy the fruits of their labour. They enjoy the company of like-minded people of all races. After all, just like you and me, they are only passing through a small period in the history of time... so, use their skills and we can all progress forward together.
Calling for a boycott of Chinese-owned business is not only foolish but in the end, self-destructive.





Saturday, May 30, 2020

I saw the Sign

I have written about the CCP's manoeuvres since many months ago. I've seen the writing on the wall. Of course, the cheerleaders were not pleased and went berserk. Even some of my (misguided) good friends were conned by the CCP's propaganda and became rather personal in their response.
I kept repeating (failed miserably) that the CCP is = not Chinese people. The CCP is an EVIL and repressive dictator. It's skewered Leninist philosophy from about 100 years ago was based on the suppression of the free will of its people. No matter how much you sugar coat it's "success" (the cheerleaders throw me statistics on all the great accomplishments of the CCP thinking I am obtuse or something not to know), it remains an insidious power-hungry tyrant. Emperor Xi now rules for life - tell me, if indeed it was "opening up" to the world, why would the President make himself a "for life" ruler. This is what kings and dictators do. Democracy will dictate that a (wo)man is given a limited period of time to rule the country. (Ok, don't start on Malaysia, that's another story....).
And since 2007 (or that's when I woke up to their scheme) or so, China has been covertly conducting economic hegemony. All the "economic aid" to 3rd world countries come with heavy terms, including in Malaysia when they partnered CROOKs to rip off the Rakyat. Their behaviour in many countries is repulsive. In Australia, they cleaned out baby products.....no Chinese mother in China will feed her babies China made milk. In Africa, they call the locals "monkeys". They flooded the world with fake goods (the consumers are also to blame as they wanted it cheap) and endangered the health of people. The list goes on, I'm NOT going to elaborate on this. Just Google.
I go back to my warning of the threat Communism has become. This may be another Bay of Pigs folks. Let's not say the US is without fault....the recent police killing is among the 1000 things that are wrong in the US. But this president, for all his quirkiness, faux paxs and sometimes, spoonerisms, has BALLS. He dares to call a spade a spade. Granted, he comes across badly to us, and as a boon to the cheerleaders (I'm sure you too would have received hundreds of clips on his "mistakes") and that means , he is doing the right thing - at least when it comes to the CCP. I have said it publicly before (and have a few bets running), that he will be re-elected for another term come November. Some say he is "China-bashing" to dance to the tune of the rednecks....well, if he is, he's quite a smart politician. It's dog eat dog anyway.
I did say to some cheerleaders, ask yourself if push comes to shove and you have to leave Malaysia or Singapore (where most of them live now), where would you immigrate to if the choices were only USA or China. No need to guess where these parochialist hypocrites will go to.
I am glad that Mr. Policeman of the world is there to guard the security of the world. It's the lesser evil indeed.
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When the US and ultimately the rest of the Western world began to engage China, resulting in China finally being allowed into the World Trade Organization in the early 2000s, no one really expected the outcomes we see today.

Saturday, May 23, 2020

CUT LOSS NOW AND REBUILD EELAM ELSEWHERE

There was a time when I thought there was hope for the Tamils in Ceylon. That was one government ago. I have been in the global effort to bring justice for the 100,000 Tamils killed by the SL Army since 2009 and am privy to a lot of information since then. The doors have been closed for justice, one after another. I have lost hope over the past year. I don't usually surrender but on this, white flag.
To see mass murderers and thieves being voted back to power, it just shows the mentality of the majority Sinhalese people there. Even the UN mandated war crime remedial work has been chucked aside by the rascal Rajapakse family. The Sinhalese are unbridled now in their rampage.
They can ignore Western condemnations because the villain CCP will come to their support. As it is, the CCP owns many major assets there. The rest of the world is not interested in Sri Lanka. Not even India where there is serious historical connection and parochial sentiments.
Now this is a workable proposal for the Tamils of the world:
1. I suggest, all the Tamil billionaires and millionaires pool some funds to buy an island from a friendly nation, say about the size of Bali. (https://www.privateislandsonline.com/search…). Let's call this island Eelam.
2. Work out a scheme with the vendor nation for a high degree of autonomy with a view to self determination eventually. Maybe with UN help, craft in the new country management. The billionaires who funded this Eelam, can benefit from the building of the new nation, and will likely double their investment. I am happy to draw up a financial model. Nothing is impossible.
3. Offer all the Tamils (and anyone who wants to leave the oppressive regimes in selected countries) a residency in Eelam. There will be another need for funding to repatriate the say, 2 million people who will want to take up the offer. Of course, 90% of these Tamils will have to "cut-loss" in disposing their properties when leaving Sri Lanka. There is a price for freedom and security.
4. Offer residency rights to qualified Tamils worldwide to come work, live and develop Eelam. I am pretty sure, many Tamils will take up this offer. Afterall, huge opportunities will exist in a captive market of 2 million people in an island. Imagine Singapore, Taiwan and HK some 70 years ago. In fact, invite the planners from these countries to come build a new country. Israel would be a good country to learn from.
5. When the right infra is in, elect the official government democratically. A government that is clean and capable, like Singapore's. Many Tamils in Canada, Sweden, Australia, Norway, all who ran from the wars in Sri Lanka in the past 30 years, will seriously consider the opportunity to return to their "home" called Eelam.
5. In about 20 to 30 years, Eelam will be another world beater. I have no doubt of that. Contrast this with banging the Tamils' head in Ceylon for another 20 years. I'm sorry to say, I do not believe Sri Lanka will allow Tamils to live in peace ever. That paradise is gone. Cut the loss now for future generations.
It is time for a new colony called Eelam.
Of course, I will volunteer in the building of the Eelam.
Think about this seriously.

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Monday, May 18, 2020

Malaysia in the next 9 months


About nine months ago, I predicted what would happen within 90 days if Pakatan Harapan (PH) fell from power. Sadly, for me and I believe, many Malaysians, this terrible calamity befell us in March 2020, barely 22 months after holding office.


I do not wish to belabour the rights and wrongs of Pakatan Nasional (PN) taking power, as some say, by the back door. I think the Rakyat knows what went right and wrong, most found wrongs in the manner in which PH ran the politics. I would summarize it as being over-confident and not guarding all doors, front and back, from an attack. As Sun Tzu said, "Keep your friends close, your enemies even closer". PH and we, the Rakyat too, didn't know our enemy.

PN has, as any new government, made rules, amended codes, parlayed favours and has done everything in it's power, to remain in power until the next general election. These favours include awarding plum contracts to friends during this MCO, creating insipid political positions and appointing power-brokers from component parties to lucrative positions in government / controlled companies as payback for loyalty. And, without surprise, it has appointed it's favoured candidates to positions of authority in the system of government and governance - in all 3 branches in the management of the country. This is no surprise at all: Tunku did it first, and Tun made an art of it. Afterall, as the Brits say "Jobs for the boys". To the victor, the spoils.

The Rakyat is totally confused as to the machinations of the ruling elite. Our political intrigues defeat any Hollywood/Bollywood whodunnits. The daily shenanigans are just mind-boggling and often, fodder for the rumour hungry public. At times, it is material for a comedian....and in our case, enough to last several seasons. Keep the masses occupied as they say.

So what can we expect in the next 9 months (I'm using this tenure because my last political predictions rolled out within less than 9 months of making them). I'm listing my thoughts loosely as follows:

1. MCO or whatever name it's called, will be extended to end of June 2020 or July 2020 with stricter movement control orders. The Covid pandemic will still be around and wreaking havoc worldwide. Malaysia will fall into recession by end of 2020,

2. I expect the Speaker to resign soon while the EC Chairman would probably be replaced in due course. Heads of other democratic institutions will be replaced with candidates seen as friendly to PN,

3. Parliament will sit in July 2020 but no unfriendly motions (to PN) will be allowed by the new speaker (likely the Deputy Speaker now). The entire proceedings will not be telecast live and finish early - there will be absolutely no surprises,

4. There will be a mutiny within PKR with many leaving for UMNO. Similarly, there will be departures from Bersatu making it even weaker. Tun may resign from politics if he lives beyond 2021. Anwar's fate is very dicey too. In the end, Bersatu's power will be nominal while UMNO will be the decision maker in most PN (and government) decisions,

5. Most legal cases involving component parties' leaders will be settled in a non punitive manner with nobody receiving a disqualifying sentence (to run in the next elections). Almost all judges on high profile cases will be promoted, retired or transferred and new judges will be assigned to those cases. Many of these cases will be dismissed or the accused found innocent. When this happens, PN will find a lucrative position for them. I expect to see Zahid Hamidi and Ku Nan in senior ministerial roles before GE15. It is very possible for Zahid to become Deputy Prime Minister again,

6. All peninsula states except Penang will be under PN until GE15, which may be called in 2021. Before that, a redelineation exercise will likely be conducted to create more seats, likely in Putrajaya, Perlis, Kelantan and Trengganu,

7. Criminal and/or civil suits will be brought against a few PH leaders and I expect Guan Eng, Tommy and Khalid Samad to be affected. There will be election eligibility disqualification (as a result of the conviction) of a couple of PH ministers/MPs before GE15, 

8. Several mega projects will be awarded (or revived) and China will be (re)invited to build virtually everything at super-inflated prices. I had forecast this before and I believe, this will happen again. Relationship with India will likely be colder than now,

9. MCMC (or a new ministry) will pass (or put into strict effect) electronic media controls that will be similar to what is seen in non democratic countries. Essentially, it will be an offence to transmit materials exposing corruption. Laws will be enacted to ensure that there is tighter, if not absolute, control of the media. Most media will tone down the rhetoric and toe the official line, and

10. Zakir Naik's extradition to India will be strenuously fought by Malaysia, with the possibility of making him a citizen as a means to thwart the warrant.

I have more but will stop at these for now. As it is, a frightening prospect indeed.  I will end with Sun Tzu's advice - "Who wishes to fight must first count the cost”.

Ramesh

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